Why some men have dogs and not wives.

[Cato]

Results of a new scientific study just published




Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



A dog's parents never visit.



Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.



Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..







A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"




If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:


If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.





To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in
the garage for an hour. Then
open it and see who's happy
to see you.





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[Phil]

Excellent.

How many dogs does John have?

[Bell]

Nice one Cathy. Does that also apply to why women have dogs and not husbands?

[Cato]

Nice one Cathy. Does that also apply to why women have dogs and not husbands?

You bet Bell! Dogs don't moan when you buy something new either!

[Rollo56]

Dogs don't answer back and

keep pestering for a new coat.

[Bell]

Dogs don't expect you to make them a cup of tea every 5 mins.