The jews sank the titanic

[Phil]

THE JEWS SANK THE TITANIC
The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters 'Ya know I don't like the Chinese...'
'No rike Chinese ?' asks the co-pilot...'why not ?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why !'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah ! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike !'
There's a few minutes of silence...
'I no rike Jews !' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not ?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic !' says the co-pilot.
'What ? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic !' exclaims the
Captain 'It was an iceberg !'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg....no mattah...all same!

[Bell]

Nice one Phil.

[pepsyork]

Ha Ha I like it!