I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the house smells lovely.
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the house smells lovely.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
George Carlin
Rofl.
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