The Bacon Tree

[Jamie_Mac]

The Bacon Tree














Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.




They are close to just lying down and




waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......







'Hey Pepe, do you



smell what I smell.



Ees bacon I is sure



of eet.'







'Si, Luis eet smells



like bacon to meee.'







So, with renewed



strength, they



struggle up the next



sand dune, and there,



in the distance, is a



tree loaded with



bacon.







There's raw bacon,



dripping with



moisture, there's



fried bacon, back



bacon, double smoked



bacon... every



imaginable kind of



cured pig meat.







'Pepe, Pepe, we is



saved. 'Eees a bacon



tree.'







'Luis, are you sure



ees not a meerage?



We ees in the Desert



don't forget.'







'Pepe when deed you



ever hear of a



meerage that smell



like bacon... ees no



meerage, ees a bacon



tree'.







And with that... Luis



Races towards the



tree. He gets to



within 5 metres, Pepe



following closely



behind, when all of a



sudden, a machine



gun opens up,and Luis



is cut down in his



tracks. It is clear he



is mortally wounded



but, a true friend



that he is, he



manages to warn Pepe



with his dying breath.











'Pepe... go back



man,you was right ees



not a bacon tree.'







'Luis Luis mi amigo...



what ees it?







'Pepe... ees not a



bacon tree...











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Eees a Ham Bush.

[suej]

thats a good un